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Broken Bell ([personal profile] cakesonaplane) wrote2013-04-30 01:53 pm
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Cake's Five Most Awkward Moments (not in any particular order of awkwardness)

1. Chasing a goose in her parents' yard while holding crackers and begging it to be her best friend.

2. Holding a heavy dog that had escaped the house and sliding down an icy road in hopes that this stunt will save Christmas.

3. Running through Walmart yelling about the severe lack of 'My Little Pony' keychains.

4. Demanding a catchy nickname at a Japanese restaurant, somehow walking out known as Lindsey Lohan, disappointed that it wasn't Ellen Degeneres.

5. Having to race to the bathroom before her father visits so that she can hide her porn.